Patriotism Is Often An Arbitrary

A Ready Way To Lose Your Friend Is To Lend Him Money. Another Equally Ready Way To Lose Him Is To Refuse To Lend Him Money. It Is Six Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other.

The Bachelors Admired Freedom Is Often A Yoke, For The Freer A Man Is To Himself The Greater Slave He Often Is To The Whims Of Others.

There Is No Legimate Actor Who Can Resist The Powerful Lure Of The Movies. It Isn't The Money That Fetches Him. It Isn't The Great Publicity. It Is Simply This: The Movies Enable An Actor To Look At Himself.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.