I Drink To Make Other

One Does Not Go To The Theater To See Life And Nature; One Goes To See The Particular Way In Which Life And Nature Happen To Look To A Cultivated, Imaginative And Entertaining Man Who Happens, In Turn, To Be A Playwright.

Patriotism Is Often An Arbitrary Veneration Of Real Estate Above Principles.

Shaw Writes Plays For The Ages, The Ages Between Five And Twelve.

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

Whenever A Man Encounters A Woman In A Mood He Doesn't Understand, He Wants To Know If She's Tired.