Criticism Is The Art Of

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

Whenever A Man Encounters A Woman In A Mood He Doesn't Understand, He Wants To Know If She's Tired.

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.

Criticism Is The Art Of Appraising Others At One's Own Value.

I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.