In The Theatre, A Hero

Hollywood Is Ten Million Dollars Worth Of Intricate And High Ingenious Machinery Functioning Elaborately To Put Skin On Baloney.

A Man May Be Said To Love Most Truly That Woman In Whose Company He Can Feel Drowsy In Comfort.

A Ham Is Simply Any Actor Who Has Not Been Successful In Repressing His Natural Instincts.

Sex Touches The Heavens Only When It Simultaneously Touches The Gutter And The Mud.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.