In The Theatre, A Hero

One Does Not Go To The Theater To See Life And Nature; One Goes To See The Particular Way In Which Life And Nature Happen To Look To A Cultivated, Imaginative And Entertaining Man Who Happens, In Turn, To Be A Playwright.

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.

Great Drama Is The Souvenir Of The Adventure Of A Master Among The Pieces Of His Own Soul.

Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On Cosmetics. Men, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On A Sense Of Humor.

Opening Night: The Night Before The Play Is Ready To Open.