Patience Is The Art Of

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.