I Have Nothing But Respect

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

I Made A Killing On Wall Street A Few Years Ago...i Shot My Broker.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.