Pardon Me I've Got Nothing

Hey! Who Stole My Collection Of Used Bandages?! And They Also Got Away With My Nude Pictures Of Ernest Borgnine!

Praying Is Begging For An Unseen Deity To Alter The Laws Of Nature For Someone Admittedly Unworthy.

Property Is Theft. Nobody "owns" Anything. When You Die, It All Stays Here.

I Quit School In Ninth Grade, Even Though I Was Good At The Studies. I Knew I Didn't Need School For What I Wanted.

Is A Vegetarian Permitted To Eat Animal Crackers?