Paper Acts As An Eraser

You Can't Please Everyone, Nor Should You Seek To, Because Then You Won't Please Anyone, Least Of All Yourself.

Organic? I Grew Up On Angel Delight. We Didn't Have Anything In The House If It Wasn't Neon!

Money Can't Buy You Love, But It Can Get You Some Really Good Chocolate Ginger Biscuits.

Women Are Like Canoes, Full Of Soup. At First Everyone Is Suspicious But Then Everyone Wants One.

Vodka Is A Very Deceptive Drink, Because You Drink It And You Think, "what Is This? This Is Pointless! It's - You Can't Taste It, You Can't Smell It... Why Did We Waste Our Money On This, Bloody - Why Are We On A Traffic Island?"