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The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.