Our Toaster Has Two Settings:

Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It Does. Keep Going.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

The American Success Formula Is First To Get A Home Of Your Own, Then To Get A Car Of Your Own So You Don't Have To Stay In That Home Of Your Own.

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.