Our Job, As Writers Is

In Chicago, We Love Our Crooks!

I Hate The Computer. I Hate Their Spell-check. I Won't Ever Do E-mail.

The Liberals In My Neighbourhood Wouldn't Give Away Brentwood To The Palestinians, But They Want To Give Away Tel Aviv.

Everybody Makes Their Own Fun. If You Don't Make It Yourself, It Isn't Fun. It's Entertainment.

Being Among My People Is A Delight. We Jews Live Among Ourselves. I Love It.