One Puzzling Thing About Men

The Theater Audience Is The Ultimate Teacher, Instructing The Actor On The Degree To Which He Has Executed Both The Author's And The Director's Intent.

My Sister Is A Very Peculiar Lady. When We Were Young, I Wasn't Allowed To Talk To Her Friends. Now I'm Not Allowed To Talk To Her Children, Nor Are They Permitted To See Me. This Is The Nature Of The Lady. Doesn't Bother Me At All.

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life.

If You Keep Marrying As I Do, You Learn Everybody's Hobby.

Marriage, As An Institution, Is As Dead As The Dodo Bird.