Marriage, As An Institution, Is

I Married First, Won The Oscar Before Olivia (sister Olivia De Havilland) Did, And If I Die First, She'll Undoubtedly Be Livid Because I Beat Her To It!

The Main Problem In Marriage Is That, For A Man, Sex Is A Hunger-like Eating. If The Man Is Hungry And Can't Get To A Fancy French Restaurant, He'll Go To A Hot Dog Stand. For A Woman, What's Important Is Love And Romance.

One Puzzling Thing About Men -- They Allow Their Sex Instinct To Drive Them To Where Their Intelligence Never Would Take Them.

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.

The Theater Audience Is The Ultimate Teacher, Instructing The Actor On The Degree To Which He Has Executed Both The Author's And The Director's Intent.