One Of The First Businesses

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.

The Dead Should Be Judged Like Criminals, Impartially, But They Should Be Allowed The Benefit Of The Doubt.

Evil Is Like Water, It Abounds, Is Cheap, Soon Fouls, But Runs Itself Clear Of Taint.

A Hen Is Only An Egg's Way Of Making Another Egg.

There Is No Bore Like A Clever Bore.