One Of My Theories Is

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.