One Day The "don't Knows"

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.