One Day The "don't Knows"

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

We Were Making Love In The Back Of A Truck And We Got Carried Away.