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I Don't Speak Japanese, I Don't Know Anything About Japanese Business Or Japanese Culture. Apart From Sushi. But I Can't Exactly Go Up To Him And Say "sushi!" Out Of The Blue. It Would Be Like Going Up To A Top American Businessman And Saying, "t-bone Steak!

I Had No Plans To Be A Writer. My Teenaged Bid For Stardom Was To Be A Pop Star... Which, Ahem, Didn't Exactly Work Out.

Visiting Any Shop For The First Time Is Exciting. There's Always That Buzz As You Push Open The Door; That Hope; That Belief - That This Is Going To Be The Shop Of All Shops, Which Will Bring You Everything You Ever Wanted, At Magically Low Prices.

It's Just The Way Things Are. And You Can't Dwell On What Might Have Been. You Have To Look At What Is.

I Can't Cook. I Don't Have The Right Brain For It, Somehow. I Can't Walk Into A Room And Tidy It Up. I Get Distracted. I Pick Up One Thing And I Start Looking At It. And My Cooking Is Truly Heinous.