Once You're A Parent, Male

I Think If There's Some Kind Of Crisis In News Journalism... A Crisis Of Credibility, Then It's Been Created By Journalists. I'm Empathetic, I Understand It And I See It, But I'm Not Sympathetic About It. If You Want People To Think Of Journalism With Higher Regard Then Do Better Work.

Australians And New Zealanders Don't Talk About Gallipoli In Terms Of Invasion. I Started Talking About It And Using That Word And At First There Were A Few People Who Were Getting Upset In The Same Way That In Any Country, If You Work For A Newspaper You Know Exactly The Dude You Can Go And Talk To Get A Knee-jerk Reaction When It Comes To Something To Do With The Military.

Whenever I Hear An American Say Aussies Drive On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' I Just Lose It. You Ever Think About How Those People Grew Up Driving On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' Watched A Lot Of People Get Hurt On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' Die On The 'wrong Side Of The Road,' While Other People Cheered From The 'right Side Of The Road'? Australia Has A Thing Called Highway Fights, So It's Touchy.

Anyway, I'm Doing My Rave And This Spittle Comes Out Of My Mouth And It Winds Its Way Very Delicately Through The Wire Fence That Separates Us And Lands Clear And Bright On Denzel's Lip. And We're At The Beginning Of The Scene And I've Got To Do The Rest Of The Scene, And The Camera Isn't On Him, It's On Me - And I'm Fully Aware That I've Just Spat On Denzel Washington!

There's Nothing Like Sitting Back And Talking To Your Cows.