Once, The Parental Bed Collapsed

Once, The Parental Bed Collapsed Because All The Children Sat On It At Once.

Suddenly I Had A Contract And I Was Earning Lots Of Money.

My Mother Felt It Was Time That I Had Some Parental Control, So I Went Off To America And Went To New York.

I Had A Place In England And Was Commuting From England To Australia, Which Is Pretty Stupid, But After Two Years I Sort Of Knew What I Wanted To Do, More Or Less.

I Had A Quick Ear And Could Pick Up Languages.