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This Is My First Week As An American Citizen. It's Amazing. Now I Can Vote In The General Election - And For American Idol.

There's Something Spiritual In Hard Work. Spirituality Isn't All Aromatherapy And Scented Candles.

Well, Everyone, Welcome To Shark Week. Oh That's On Cbs And There's Been A Lot Of Cutbacks, So It's Just Friday Night For A Couple Of Minutes. And We Don't Have Any Sharks, Just An Immigrant With A Puppet. Hey, But It's A Start!

It's Fantastic That Congress Has An Increasing Number Of Women. Experts Call An Increasingly Female Presence In A Previously Male Space 'the Bruce Jenner Effect.'

I Have No Ambitions Beyond Being Comfortable In What I Do For A Living - And Earning A Living.