Oh, Gah, I’ve Been Slimed.

Hop In? Dude, Are You Out Of Your Ever-loving Mind? I Can’t Touch This. I Might Leave A Fingerprint Or Something. (nick) Oh The Horror. Guess I’ll Have To Trade The Piece Of Junk In And Get A New One If That Happens. (acheron)

I Think It's Important For People To Know That Bad Things Do Happen To Good People And That Life Can Throw A Serious Curveball At Even The Most Cautious And "prepared" People Out There.

What Was Dionysus Going To Go? Send Him Back To His Hellish Isolation? He’d Been There, Done That, And Had The Ozzy T-shirt To Prove It.’ (styxx)

Hopeless Implies That At One Time There Was Hope. And That's Another Word I Don't Understand. Hope Only Exists For People Who Have Choices. [zarek]

The Only Clothes Amanda Has Are The Ones On Her Back. (kyrian) From What I Saw, She Had No Clothes Whatsoever On Her Back. Her Front Neither. (nick) One Day, Gaitor Bait... (kyrian) Note To Self- Be Nice To Woman, Keep Mouth Shut. (nick)