Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

I Always Feel That Most Political Jokes, If You're Going To Do Them, You Have To Do Them Within The Next Five Minutes, Or Else They're Outdated. By The Time You've Got It To The Point That It's Strong, It Would Be 12 Years Old.

You Never Know What People Will Choose To Be Offended By.

I Guess If They Ever Do A Remake Of 'sophie's Choice,' I Could Play The Meryl Streep Part. I've Got To Work On My Polish Accent. Maybe I'll Be The Definitive King Lear One Day. You Know, If They Ever Feel That King Lear Should Be More Jewy.

I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon, But I Had A Bad Habit Of Dropping Things.