If I Could Cause World

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.

The Joy Of The Roasts Is To Watch People Get Hurt And Offended, And Then Have To Laugh To Pretend They're A Good Sport.

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

My Bubbie Lived To 104, Which Is Probably A Little Too Old To Consider A Ripe Old Age, Because She Had Already Started To Turn. I Still Say She Died Young.

If You're A Lead Actor, People Are Just Waiting To Say 'you're Too Old' Or 'you're Too Unhip.' If You're A Supporting Actor, You Can Just Work Forever.