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Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.
-Danny DeVito
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Of Course I've Got Lawyers.
Danny DeVito
Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.
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