I Climbed Like A Billion

Christmas Is A Good Excuse To Eat Everything.

When We Get Out Of This, I'm Gonna Shove My Fist Right Into Your Ass, Hard And Fast Not In The Sexual Way! In The 'i Am Pissed Off' Sort Of Way.

I Don't Know. I Think It's Funny! I Think It's Funny! I Go, What? It's So Absurd. I'm Alone.

It's Just An Ice Bucket With A Bottle In It. The Two Flute Glasses Are Little Tray. I Got To Shut The Curtains. I'm In My Boxer Shorts And Shirt. I'm Going To Take A Bath And Go To Bed. But I Want To Shut The Blinds So It's Really Dark In The Room.

The Son Has Always Felt Like He Was A Footnote In One Of The Stories The Father Tells. The Father Is An Amazing Storyteller And One Of The Tales That He Tells Is How He Met His Wife.