Obviously Its Nice To Give

I'm Always Happy To Pitch In And Do Something. Everybody Needs To Be Laughing A Little.

My Life And My Legs Have Been An Open Book.

I Tried To Put Myself Up For Adoption Several Times.

No One Tells Me What To Do -- In Any Capacity.

I Met My First Midget In Mexico, And He Was A Waiter With A Sombrero On His Head, Filled With Chips And Salsa. Like I Was Gonna Let That Guy Get Away - I Don't Think So.