Now The Denominator ... Why

Be Wary Of Listening To Stories Secondhand.

Men Aren't Allowed To Have Self-esteem, Because We're Already Supposed To Have All The Power.... But Most Men Earn Less Than They Want, Barely The Minimum Wage. They're Drones. They Do Stuff They Don't Want To Do To Support Their Families, And They're Not Sure Why They Do It. They Don't Know What They're Doing Half The Time, And Any Time We Stick Up For Ourselves, We're Pigs Because We Don't Know How To Articulate Our Frustrations And Joys.

My Mom Said The Only Reason Men Are Alive Is For Lawn Care And Vehicle Maintenance.

They Say You Only Go Around Once, But With A Muscle Car You Can Go Around Two Or Three Times.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio