Now Sometimes I Don't Know

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

When You've Been On A Programme Called 'an Idiot Abroad' Job Offers Aren't Exactly Flying In.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.