When I Was Younger I

A Slug Is Always On Its Own. It's A Lonely Insect.

I Sometimes Wonder How We're Short Of Cod. There's Gonna Be A Load Deep Down That Are Hiding. But It's A Good Reason To Put The Price Up, And It Means A Load Of People Will Have Haddock. They Should Tell People They're Running Out Of All Sorts. Make 'em Panic A Bit.

I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This Lost, Even In Wales.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?