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Don't Believe Something Just Because You Didn't Read It In The Papers. Wait Until You Haven't Seen It On Television.

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.

Looking Back On Things, The View Always Improves.

The Best Break Anybody Ever Gets Is In Bein' Alive In The First Place. An' You Don't Unnerstan' What A Perfect Deal It Is Until You Realizes That You Ain't Gone Be Stuck With It Forever, Either.

We Have Met The Enemy And He Is Us.