A Parade Is The Worst

Twenty Percent Of Zero Is Better Than Nothing.

The Best Break Anybody Ever Gets Is In Bein' Alive In The First Place. An' You Don't Unnerstan' What A Perfect Deal It Is Until You Realizes That You Ain't Gone Be Stuck With It Forever, Either.

What's Good About March? Well, For One Thing, It Keeps February And April Apart.

Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing Of The Remote Future.

We Are Confronted With Insurmountable Opportunities.