Nothing Is Like It Seems,

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

Ninety Percent Of All Mental Errors Are In Your Head.

I Take A Two Hour Nap Between 1pm And 3pm.

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.