Not That There's Anything Wrong

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.

I Only Do A Show When There's Somebody I Want To Talk To.

Yeah, Like Bizarro Superman, Superman's Exact Opposite, Who Lives In The Backwards Bizarro World. Up Is Down, Down Is Up, He Says Hello When He Leaves, Goodbye When He Arrives.

There's No Downside To Fame And People Who Whine About It Make Me Sick. It's The Greatest Thing In The World.

I Had A Parakeet That Used To Fly Around The House And Crash Into These Huge Mirrors My Mother Put In. Ever Heard Of This Interior Design Principle, That A Mirror Makes It Seem Like You Have An Entire Other Room? What Kind Of Jerk Walks Up To A Mirror And Goes, Hey Look, There's A Whole Other Room In There. There's A Guy That Looks Just Like Me In There.