Nobody Understands How Hard It

Lobsters Displays All Three Of The Classic Biological Characteristics Of An Insect, Namely: 1. It Has Way More Legs Than Necessary. 2. There Is No Way You Would Ever Pet It. 3. It Does Not Respond To Simple Commands Such As "here, Boy!"

I Realize That I'm Generalizing Here, But As Is Often The Case When I Generalize, I Don't Care.

Another Important Rule Of Affair-having: Never Be Discreet At The Office.

Too Many Rocks In The Mountains.

Thus The Metric System Did Not Really Catch On In The States, Unless You Count The Increasing Popularity Of The Nine-millimeter Bullet.