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This Nation Is So Friendly That The Leading Cause Of Injury Is Getting Passionately Embraced By Strangers.
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This Nation Is So Friendly
Dave Barry
This Nation Is So Friendly That The Leading Cause Of Injury Is Getting Passionately Embraced By Strangers.
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