Nobody Remembers Who Came In

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

I Love People; It's Mankind I Can't Stand.

Those Dreams I Have At Night Are Going To Drive Me Crazy. Last Night I Dreamed That Little Red-haired Girl And I Were Eating Lunch Together... But She's Gone... She's Moved Away, And I Don't Know Where She Lives, And She Doesn't Know I Even Exist, And I'll Never See Her Again... And... I Wish Men Cried.

The Secret To Speed-reading Is Moving Your Lips Faster.

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.