Love Is Sharing Your Popcorn.

I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't Like.

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.

I Gave Up Trying To Understand People Long Ago. Now I Let Them Try To Understand Me!

All You Need Is Love. But A Little Chocolate Now And Then Doesn't Hurt.

A Good Education Is The Next Best Thing To A Pushy Mother.