Nobody Likes The Ball Low

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

If You Want To Live A Long Time, Don't Fool With Nothing Old But Money, Nothing Big But A Bank Roll, Nothing Black But A Cadillac, Nothing Over Twenty-two Years, Nothing That Weighs Over 130. If You Do, You're In Trouble. 'cause When You're Getting Old And Your Cells Gettin' Low, You'll Need A Delco Battery To Boost Ya.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.