Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.

My Philosophy, Like Color Television, Is All There In Black And White.

One Thing For Sure - A Sheep Is Not A Creature Of The Air.

Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

Health Care Does Not Worry Me A Great Deal. I've Been Impressed By Some Wonderful Old People.

This Parrot Is No More. It Has Ceased To Be. It's Expired And Gone To Meet Its Maker. This Is A Late Parrot. It's A Stiff. Bereft Of Life, It Rests In Peace. If You Hadn't Nailed It To The Perch, It Would Be Pushing Up The Daisies. It's Rung Down The Curtain And Joined The Choir Invisible. This Is An Ex-parrot.