Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!

Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

Exploding Is A Perfectly Normal Medical Phenomenon.

I Fart In Your General Direction.