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Advertising Is Only Evil When It Advertises Evil Things.

I Once Used The Word Obsolete In A Headline, Only To Discover That 43 Per Cent Of Housewives Had No Idea What It Meant. In Another Headline, I Used The Word Ineffable, Only To Discover That I Didn't Know What It Meant Myself.

Claude Hopkins.. Maintained That Nobody With A College Education Could Write An Advertisement Addressed To The Mass Millions. That's Absolute Poppycock.

You Have Only 30 Seconds In A Tv Commercial. If You Grab Attention In The First Frame With A Visual Surprise, You Stand A Better Chance Of Holding The Viewer. People Screen Out A Lot Of Commercials Because They Open With Something Dull. When You Advertise Fire-extinguishers, Open With The Fire.

Always Hold Your Sales Meetings In Rooms Too Small For The Audience, Even If It Means Holding Them In The Wc. 'standing Room Only' Creates An Atmosphere Of Success, As In Theatres And Restaurants, While A Half-empty Auditorium Smells Of Failure.