No One Wants To See

You Won't Burn In Hell. But Be Nice Anyway.

If You Can't Joke About The Most Horrendous Things In The World, What's The Point Of Jokes? What's The Point In Having Humor? Humor Is To Get Us Over Terrible Things.

Popularity And Democracy Aren't A Judge, They're Just Stats.

Since There Is Absolutely No Logical Reason To Assume There Is An Afterlife, I Decided To Make The Life I Have Now As Much Fun As Possible.

I Feel That A Lot Of British Comedy Is Often Too Bombastic, Too Obvious, Dressing Up And Shouting And Pulling Funny Faces.