No One Likes The House

When I Write, I Use An Underwood #5 Made In 1920. Someone Gave Me An Electric Typewriter, But There's No Use Pretending You Can Use Machinery That Thinks Faster Than You Do. An Electric Typewriter Is Ready To Go Before I Have Anything To Say.

My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough Without Some National Game To Help It Along.

As An Old Reporter, We Have A Few Secrets, And The First Thing Is We Try The Phone Book.

I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They Like Our Country More Than I Do. Some People's Idea Of Patriotism Is Hating Other Countries.

Familiar Things Are A Comfort To Us All.