My Own Time Is Passing

Finding The Tool Is Often Half The Battle.

In A Conversation, Keep In Mind That You're More Interested In What You Have To Say Than Anyone Else Is.

I've Done A Lot Of Complaining Here, But Of All The Things I've Complained About, I Can't Complain About My Life.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.

For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed Hot Woman Of 40 +, There Is A Balding, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year-old Waitress.