No Matter What Bullshit You

Well, He Was Wearing Those Really Bad Pants Ant That Awful Shirt. Clearly He Did Need Some Things Explained To Him Bya Teenager, But I Didn't Think It Was The Right Time To Mention His Unforunate And Obvious Fashion Impairment.

Sweet Weeping Baby Jesus He Has A Six-pack To Beat All Six-packs!

Nice Dress Zoey. It Looks Just Like Mine. Oh, Wait! It Used To Be Mine. Aphrodite Laughed A Throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid Laugh. I Really Hate It When Girls Do That.i Mean, Yes, She's Older, But I Have Boobs, Too.

He's Not The Brightest Crayola In The Pack.

I Prefer My Water In Wine Form.