No Man's Credit Is Ever

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.

We Love The Lord, Of Course, But We Often Wonder What He Finds In Us.

If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly And It Tastes Very Much Like A Raspberry.

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.