If You Go To Church,

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

There Is Always A Type Of Man Who Says He Loves His Fellow Men, And Expects To Make A Living At It.

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.

As A Man Handles His Troubles During The Day, So He Goes To Bed At Night A General, Captain, Or Private.