No Libraries, No Progress.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

I Got More Mail Than Anybody On The History Of The Today Show, But Half Of It Was To Get Me Off The Air.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

I Loved Harry Truman With All My Heart And Soul.

The Best Cookies Of All In The World Are The Ones My Daughter Sally Makes. They Come Out All Uniform With Nice Little Air Holes.