Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old

The Mayor Of Hong Kong, Who Said Can't Work Today. Have American Flu. Never Got A Dinner!

Moshe Dayan, Who Donated His Eye To Cbs. Never Got A Dinner!

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.

King Henry Viii, Who Said To His Lawyer, Forget The Alimony, I've Got A Better Idea. Never Got A Dinner!

Henry Ford, Who Despite His Immense Wealth Never Owned A Cadillac. Never Got A Dinner!