Nice Teeth Is A Turn

I Feel Like People Who Don't Brag Are Trying To Make You Jealous By Thinking They're Hiding Something More Even Exciting.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.

I Could Take My Time, And Nobody Was Pressuring Me To Be A Headliner. I Could Go Up There, Find My Voice, And Figure Out What I Wanted To Do.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.