New Year's Resolution: To Refrain

New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying Witty, Unkind Things, Unless They Are Really Witty And Irreparably Damaging.

I... Wonder What It Is In The New York Air That Enables Me To Sit Up Till All Hours Of The Night In An Atmosphere Which In London Would Make A Horse Dizzy, But Here Merely Clears The Brain.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.

Long Experience Has Taught Me That In England Nobody Goes To The Theatre Unless He Or She Has Bronchitis.